Cheesy Law Pick Up Lines
In the tunnel vision that is a law student life it’s sometimes hard to separate study from social situations. While some maintain this separation with ease, for others, it might be difficult to get out law-mode.
In the search for the ultimate pick up line (which, lets face it, will probably never work in real life) we’ve trawled the Internet and compiled a list of the cheesiest law related pick up lines we could find.
I’ll teach you about jurisdiction if we change the venue to my place.
I don’t know if I have standing, but I’d love to court you.
Your body is ultra vires, it’s beyond my power to control myself around you.
A reasonable person would say yes to dinner with me next week.
Stare decisis shouldn’t matter because our love overrules.
My friend over there thinks I would be liable for negligence if I neglected to come over and talk to you.
Hey, check out my briefs.
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