Lawroscopes: July 2019
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Survive Law has taken the liberty of interpreting the stars so you don’t have to. Read our July edition of 2019 Lawroscopes (also our exam edition) and find out your legal destiny! Missed last month’s divinations? Catch up on June here.
Cancer (June 21 - July 23)
With exam results for most universities being released this month (sorry UNSW), you might find yourself tossing and turning and murmuring in your sleep “I just wanna pass.” It’s Cancer season, baby. Believe in yourself.
Leo (July 23 - August 23)
Emphasis on ‘winter break’: take a break from reading and working and volunteering; break bad habits; and break up with toxic people. Let it go!
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
We know you’re probably finalising (starting?) your applications and the last thing you’ve got for is a listicle writer’s fictional Lawroscopes. Four words: you’re never too busy.
Libra (September 23 - October 23)
Libra corresponds to the Seventh House, which is about relationships, love and commitment. No, not to your friends, and not to your romantic partner. To your law degree.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 22)
You physically can’t run away to Positano, but you can always count on mentally running away from your problems. Your Scorpio senses are tingling: they’re telling you to binge-watch the new season of Stranger Things later this week.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 22)
Often your great sense of humour comes from your willingness to push the boundaries… but please for the love of God restrain yourself from telling your interviewers the story of how you gave an orangutan an enema in Brunei.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
We know you have those days where you’re just over everything. Just don’t text your boss asking to skip work because you don’t want your negative aura to corrupt the firm. How to lose your job 101.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
You know who else is an Aquarius? Oprah Winfrey. This month, your ‘Favourite Things’ are: self-care, therapy and light non-legal reading.
Pisces (February 18 - March 20)
Along with Cancer and Scorpio, you’re way into your emotions, Pisces. Catch HDs, not feelings.
Aries (March 20 - April 20)
Just like the ram, this month you’ll butt heads with many. Guy in your Crim class who thinks individual autonomy is conceptually flawed? Cancelled. Lecturer who refuses to give you a break? Cancelled. Serial cougher in the law library? Cancelled!
Taurus (April 20 - May 21)
Your new semester’s resolution is to reintroduce liquids that aren’t coffee into your diet. We know how much of a hard sell that is for law students.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
Take a seat, breathe, and listen. Listen to nature. Listen to the birds in the trees. Listen to the Type-A group behind you divulge their clerkship tips. Do it. We know your inner sssnake comes out during clerkship season, Gemini.
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